100% straight facts. With all the proof of aliens (and aliens do exist, NASA found some on Mars), the fact that life has not become Independence Day is quite a surprise. But I have the answer. Tickling is saving us from an alien invasion.
Think about it. If you were someone from a different planet, solar system or galaxy, and you had spies on Earth or whatever, what would you think about all these humans sticking their fingers in armpits and sides, and squeezing people's legs? I would think, what the heck is wrong with these people??
Therefore, aliens are deciding to invade other planets because the other planets don't stick fingers into other people's armpits. If the other planets' inhabitants have fingers or armpits.
Ah but I'm not done. This Hot Take🔥 edition is a double whammy.
Do you know anyone that's not ticklish? They are definitely an alien. Since we have established that aliens are repulsed by tickling, these non-ticklish people are also repulsed but since they don't want to be discovered they have to go along. But since they aren't human, they just sit there and try to cover it up.
No offense to all those non-ticklish aliens out there.
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